Defence Exhibit A (Everything i say can and will be refuted)
Women are definitely different from men. I have realized this after years of non empirical research. Most of my conclusions are based on unassuming assumptions. Does it make a difference whether we understand the difference in composition? The difference is more than just physical, I find the difference very interesting, like most straight men. What matters the most? That we respect and know that there is a difference or we know what the difference is?
The realization of the fact that we are built along the same lines with a heart a mouth, a limb here and there is ok, the difference is gender specific and lies in the genes, DNA and other technical stuff that makes a man a man and a woman a woman with all the curves and soft skin and stuff that makes a straight man go nuts and a gay man want to buy the shampoo or skin care that the woman might be using.
Men naturally like playing with their toys, in case you didn’t notice, if they don’t have anything external to play with, they will move to their own appliances and accessories. A man with nothing to do will most probably end up arranging his crotchular area, because he can, or because he has nothing better to do. It is not because he wants to touch himself. It could be, but chances are that the act is committed subconsciously.
A woman might be interested in how to play the DVD player, men however would stay in the BOX and want to know what accessories they got with the new toy, what features, how to operate the menu, do we get free porn with it?? There are advertisements and promotional pictures (usually of a female model???) on a DVD Player’s Box, when a man goes there to buy it, the average male might joke to his friend, hey do we get this chick with it for free? The woman won’t even notice the guy on the box, might not even notice the one in it.
The brain functions totally differently, the hormonal functions, and in man’s defense, dysfunction has got everything to do with Man’s general behavior. It was the boy friend, who not only had the video but also to our immensely perverse pleasure, decided to sell the tape which entailed his and one Ms. Paris Hilton’s meeting on the water bed. The question is, out of all the people who like to make sex videos why do men want to make a video while having sex more than women do?
This whole discussion erupted with a few friends, some of em women, regarding boys chasing girls around in Liberty Market and what not! Basically eve teasing, as it is technically placed. The slang term most popular for it is poondi. As in a poond is a skirt chaser, whose attitude toward chasing is like a wasp, wherein poond is also wasp in urdu.
Now if a girl doesn’t look at you after you have attempted valiantly to gain attention the ASB (ASB – attention seeking bastard / behavior) will term the girl arrogant and a bitch. However if she smiles, she is easy, and if she smiles and turns away she is a gashti / slut. Men however remain studs and/or playboys. In my entire friend’s and my abnormality we were unable to gauge the pleasure that a man might extract from skirt chasing. My female friends keep asking me, that it is not as if you tease a girl and get to pinch her ass (hmm?), or fondle her boobies (yum yum) or something along the same naughty lines. I mean eventually you might but not right then and there. So why do boys escort women of their choice from a market place back to their house and then go back to the market place looking for more? Since 90% of boys do this in adolescence, then is it normal. Or is it just a tradition that boys are striving hard to keep up with, you know, the boys will be boys kind of thing.
Why? Why do men do all this and enjoy it as well, what is the stimulus other than that which hangs between the legs? If it is all a hormonal dysfunction then it is normal and men shouldn’t be blamed for it at all. However if it is not normal than let it be known that the majority of straight men are abnormal and almost all are perverts and are loving it thoroughly.
The realization of the fact that we are built along the same lines with a heart a mouth, a limb here and there is ok, the difference is gender specific and lies in the genes, DNA and other technical stuff that makes a man a man and a woman a woman with all the curves and soft skin and stuff that makes a straight man go nuts and a gay man want to buy the shampoo or skin care that the woman might be using.
Men naturally like playing with their toys, in case you didn’t notice, if they don’t have anything external to play with, they will move to their own appliances and accessories. A man with nothing to do will most probably end up arranging his crotchular area, because he can, or because he has nothing better to do. It is not because he wants to touch himself. It could be, but chances are that the act is committed subconsciously.
A woman might be interested in how to play the DVD player, men however would stay in the BOX and want to know what accessories they got with the new toy, what features, how to operate the menu, do we get free porn with it?? There are advertisements and promotional pictures (usually of a female model???) on a DVD Player’s Box, when a man goes there to buy it, the average male might joke to his friend, hey do we get this chick with it for free? The woman won’t even notice the guy on the box, might not even notice the one in it.
The brain functions totally differently, the hormonal functions, and in man’s defense, dysfunction has got everything to do with Man’s general behavior. It was the boy friend, who not only had the video but also to our immensely perverse pleasure, decided to sell the tape which entailed his and one Ms. Paris Hilton’s meeting on the water bed. The question is, out of all the people who like to make sex videos why do men want to make a video while having sex more than women do?
This whole discussion erupted with a few friends, some of em women, regarding boys chasing girls around in Liberty Market and what not! Basically eve teasing, as it is technically placed. The slang term most popular for it is poondi. As in a poond is a skirt chaser, whose attitude toward chasing is like a wasp, wherein poond is also wasp in urdu.
Now if a girl doesn’t look at you after you have attempted valiantly to gain attention the ASB (ASB – attention seeking bastard / behavior) will term the girl arrogant and a bitch. However if she smiles, she is easy, and if she smiles and turns away she is a gashti / slut. Men however remain studs and/or playboys. In my entire friend’s and my abnormality we were unable to gauge the pleasure that a man might extract from skirt chasing. My female friends keep asking me, that it is not as if you tease a girl and get to pinch her ass (hmm?), or fondle her boobies (yum yum) or something along the same naughty lines. I mean eventually you might but not right then and there. So why do boys escort women of their choice from a market place back to their house and then go back to the market place looking for more? Since 90% of boys do this in adolescence, then is it normal. Or is it just a tradition that boys are striving hard to keep up with, you know, the boys will be boys kind of thing.
Why? Why do men do all this and enjoy it as well, what is the stimulus other than that which hangs between the legs? If it is all a hormonal dysfunction then it is normal and men shouldn’t be blamed for it at all. However if it is not normal than let it be known that the majority of straight men are abnormal and almost all are perverts and are loving it thoroughly.
posted by D at 02:16
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